First we forced it through something resembling a medieval torture device:
Well, a plate and frame filter anyway |
Then we subjected it to the gravest of indignities: we added extraneous CO2:
The beer strapped to the next torture device |
But there was to be no escape here.
After artificial carbonation we then bottled the beer...
...and put it in the death chamber, I mean pasteuriser:
Once it was shut inside the moment that sealed the fate of the beer, and I fear my immortal soul, arrived.
I started the pasteuriser.
This was no venial sin, like using a cask breather. Murdering beer is a mortal sin. I doomed several crates of beer to an unreal zombeer existence. Surely now hell awaits me.
One keg at a time is murder, possibly even a massacre, but the whole bright tank would have been genocide.
ReplyDelete"A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic". I'm going to have to switch back to my Stalin avatar at this rate!
ReplyDelete'course, making out that it's your "job" is pretty much the Nuremberg defense.
ReplyDeleteI know, I know, the parallels between my job and a concentration camp guard are uncanny.
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