It's a simple binary system where pubs are scored one or zero in the following categories:
- Sign
- Building/Decor
- Beer range
- Beer quality
- Staff
- Atmosphere
- Beard or Weird
- Special feature
- Loos
- Would you make it your local?
This gives pubs an objective scientific score and removes the subjectivity that might otherwise creep in when rating pubs.
As ofter happens when on a pub crawl we had some bright ideas so tried out some new categories too:
- Does it have a fireplace?
- Does it have a beer garden?
- Thurston's Law (i.e. is it close to a church for ease of finding)
We were down Brighton way and after a health walk on the downs had some refreshment at The Greyhound in Keymer. This was a great pub, only a couple of beers on though so I had a pint of Harvey's Best.
Then we got the train into town and called in at the Evening Star, the birthplace of Dark Star brewery. As ever from Dark Star the beer (Partridge and Old Chestnut) was good, but I suspect a tad too cold. After a couple we moved on the the Cask Brighton where I had a stout from the loin enders and the lovely Lisa had a Magic Rock Rapture (or was it the other way round?)
Having seen how much places like this charge for scotch eggs (five bloody quid each!) we'd taken the precaution of eating some from Sainsbury's (85p for two) before getting there. Burger and chips was at the more normal pub meal rate of a tenner so we stopped for food, which was good but irritating.

Yes, very pretty but could I have a plate please?
Next it was on to The Pump House. Beer quality was not so good, but they did have a proper weirdo at the bar so it scored there.
After that we headed back to where we were staying, The Jack and Jill in Clayton. Sadly I can't rate it as by 9.30 pm they'd stopped serving food and shut. An inevitable consequence of pubs turning into restaurants I fear. Well, either that or they're a bunch of inbreds.
Anyway, here's the scores:






As we trooped up to the pub there were plenty of drinkers standing outside so we thought the place was packed. There was plenty of space inside though, and we managed to get a seat upstairs. In the bar there's an impressive array of 16 hand pumps, but as the first two pints cost £7.10 it's not cheap. This was compounded by the fact the barman short changed me. I know these things can happen but I was especially peeved as he scurried off to bury his head in the glass washer whilst I was still counting. Still, it was a good and refreshing pint. I had 

The
The upper floor has some very small toilets but a surprisingly large amount of seating space. But enough about the pub I was here for the beer. They had eight cask beers on, their names displayed on a blackboard to the left. A few of them were from Brewdog but I've haven't been impressed by their beers when I've had them on cask. There was also Thornbridge Wild Swan but I'm not taken with that one either. I then spied
Dan and Simon had arrived and had a pint by this point so we were ready for the short stroll to our next stop the
They had a weird pricing structure, that at first looked like a discount for CAMRA members but when you examined the prices was more surcharge for non-CAMRA members.
I got quite excited when I saw the handpumps as they had White Shield on draught. I'd never seen it on draught before and the gossip is that it actually tastes good again. Sadly it was cloudy so it got sent back. Further research is necessary.
For Easter we went to the
Both beers were good but we reckon the Hophead had the edge as there was a hint of wet dog about the American Pale Ale. 